Someone suggested I draw a face around the two scratches on my hand. I decided to draw me. I like to think it’s the vacant, psychotic smile I’m going to have when I finally lose my mind. #drawing

Someone suggested I draw a face around the two scratches on my hand. I decided to draw me. I like to think it’s the vacant, psychotic smile I’m going to have when I finally lose my mind. #drawing

From the storm we had last weekend. #nofilter

From the storm we had last weekend. #nofilter

Lowest form of witchcraft.

Lowest form of witchcraft.

I think my #kashi cereal has gone bad. #healthyeating

I think my #kashi cereal has gone bad. #healthyeating

Nailed it.

Nailed it.

Snapcat (gordo gato) #snapchat #catsofinstagram #cat

Snapcat (gordo gato) #snapchat #catsofinstagram #cat

Dumbass tree peed itself LOLZ #imanadult

Dumbass tree peed itself LOLZ #imanadult

@phasetwomedia gave me a nice Easter treat for #nationalsiblingday. He’s the best.

@phasetwomedia gave me a nice Easter treat for #nationalsiblingday. He’s the best.

And @phasetwomedia left this on my desk when I went to get a drink. He’s so mysterious.

And @phasetwomedia left this on my desk when I went to get a drink. He’s so mysterious.

@phasetwomedia handed me a note in class last night.

@phasetwomedia handed me a note in class last night.

This happened three days ago. I’ve been shaving since I was 12 and still can’t get it right.

This happened three days ago. I’ve been shaving since I was 12 and still can’t get it right.

The first thing you see on weather.com #weather #ice

The first thing you see on weather.com #weather #ice

I don’t trust myself to wake up for work on the weekends. #sleep #work

I don’t trust myself to wake up for work on the weekends. #sleep #work

My grandparents type like teenagers.

My grandparents type like teenagers.